Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Graham Louis Rodger is HERE!

Hi Everyone!
    Graham Louis Rodger is here!  He was born 10/10/12, weighing 7lbs, 15oz, and measuring 20.5 inches long. 

Only hours after I posted last week's update, our lives changed forever.  How ironic that I was writing away about how I couldn't wait for something to happen, and as if the baby gods heard me loud and clear, into labor I went.  A lot happened for us to meet our little man, so here is our story.

Last Tuesday night, 10/9/12, I was watching Dancing with the Stars while David fell asleep on the couch.  Around 1030pm, all of a sudden I felt this ZING of a cramp.  I thought to myself, "whoa, I haven't felt anything like that yet ..." but I didn't think too much of it.


Ten/fifteen minutes later, another ZING.  Now, I wondered, "Oh, this must be what Braxton-Hicks actually feels like".  They say that changing positions, or moving around will stop BH contractions, so I tried that, but it didn't seem to do anything to stop the cramping.

Another ten/fifteen minutes pass, and with it, another cramp.  Now, I was starting to get nervous.  I looked over at Dave, and he was completely passed out on the couch.  I didn't want to tell him what was happening and get him all worked up if it wasn't real, so I figured I would make it through Dancing with the Stars, and would keep track of the time of these ZINGs, should they continue to happen. 

The contractions continued, so around 1130pm, I woke Dave up and said, "lets go to bed".  Then I said, "I don't want to freak you out, but for the past hour, I've been having some really bad cramping pains every 10 minutes or so."  We agreed that if this was labor, that I should try to get some rest because I would need it if we ended up having to go to the hospital.

Dave and Charlie fell asleep in about two seconds, and for the next two hours, I continued to feel the cramping pains.  The only problem, was that they were getting worse.  At 1:30am, I woke Dave up and told him that I was still getting the pains, and that they'd gotten increasingly more painful.  What happened next, solidified the idea for me, that these were real contractions, and that we were going to be having our baby.

All of a sudden, Charlie woke up and came over to me.  He circled around, and laid down, and positioned his head EXACTLY next to my stomach, so that his ear and nose were right near Isabelly.  I was like he could hear and feel what was going on, too.

For the next 4 hours, Dave stayed up with me.  The contractions started to get more frequent, occurring every 5-8 minutes and lasting consistently one minute long.  They were now much more intense.  At one point, I had my back to Dave and he started rubbing my back to help ease the pain.  Very sweet, right?  Well, it was making me nauseous.  Mid-contraction, however, all I could say was, "please ... stop ... touching me ... you're making me SICK!!!" .... to which, Dave just started cracking up laughing!  Here I am, doubled over in pain, and he's laughing at me :)

At around 5:30am, Dave called the on-call doctor to see if we should go to the hospital.  The doctor (not our actual doctor) said that she would normally tell us to wait a little longer, but if we were nervous about rush-hour traffic, that we could head over to the hospital.  We decided that we would go and get in there so that they could at least monitor me and the baby.

We decided to leave, and thank god we did ... because at 6:15am, it took us an HOUR to get from Tewksbury to Winchester Hospital.  On a typical day, there is traffic, but not this bad! Check this out!!  GO FIGURE!!



Every stop-and-go, and every pot-hole seemed to trigger another contraction.  Let me just say, having contractions in the Jeep was NOT easy.  It was horrible, actually. 

We got to the hospital just after 7am, and they took me right into my Labor and Delivery room.  I changed into the wonderfully stylish hospital gown, and got into bed.  Our nurse, Maureen, was fantastic.  She measured me, and I was already about 5 centimeters dilated!   She then said the worst thing she could have probably said to me ... she said, "I'd bet my money to say that you'd probably have this baby by noon time!" Haaaaaaaaaa ... little did she know, that the rest of our day would be quite the opposite!

At around 845/9pm, I received an epidural to help with the pain.  Usually, they send the husband out of the room for this, because watching your wife get a HUGE needle in her spine can be, well, a little hard to watch.  Not for Dave.  This rock star asked if he could stay in the room, and they let him.  He loved watching it!  Maureen helped me get through the insertion of the needle with some holistic breathing techniques, but I will say, it really wasn't as bad as I had imagined!

After the epidural, everything was puppies and flowers!  I took a nap here and there, I finished reading the 3rd Hunger Games book, all the while having contractions that I couldn't feel.

Noon came and went ... 1pm came and went ... 2pm, 3pm, came and went, and we were wondering what was taking so long.  I ended up getting some Pitocin to help move the labor along, and my doctor broke my water.  Once my water was broken, I began to start feeling the contractions, again.  They weren't painful (yet), but I felt some tightening.

At around 430/5pm, I was 10cm and they wanted me to start pushing.  It was hard to know how to push, however, because I didn't have total feeling due to the epidural ... so I wasn't sure if what I was doing was actually working.

Without going into the gory details, feelings began coming back, and soon, I could feel the intense contractions every minute or so.  He had dropped quickly, but seemed stuck and wasn't progressing with each push.  Apparently, his head hadn't turned as he made the decent down the birth canal the way it should have ... so we literally had a square peg/round hole situation going on.  Because of how he was positioned, after each contraction, the pain didn't subside.  I had incredible pain in my right hip/butt, due to the pressure. 

For two hours, I fought, with the help of Dave, my doctor, my nurse, and a nursing student who asked to watch her first birth (poor thing is probably traumatized!!!). I fought with each contraction, to the point where they had to put me on oxygen.  I don't know if it was for me, or for the baby, but I assume it was for both of us. It was scary, but i didn't have any time to worry too much, because the minute I began to think about anything, another contraction came and I had to push.

After being up for about 32 hours, and not having anything to eat, I was completely out of fight.  I had no energy, and I felt like my pushes were not resulting in anything.  The competitive side of me said, "keep going, everyone does this", but I knew it wasn't working.  We all decided that it was time to head in for a C-Section.

Of course, Dave wanted to watch the C-Section (crazy person).  Luckily, the medication they gave me kicked in, and I didn't feel anything other than pushing/pulling pressure as they worked.  He was so lodged in my pelvis from the pushing, however, that they couldn't pull him out easily.  They spent a few minutes working to push him back up into my stomach to dislodge him before they could bring him into our world.

When they got him out, I was being worked on, and they worked to clean him up and check his vitals.  What they noticed was that he had fluid stuck in his lungs. This is apparently common for C-Section babies, but it meant that he had to spend the night in the Special Care Nursery.  It did allow us to get some rest, though, which was very needed. Here he is in the Special Care Nursery, all wired up:



The next day, he had coughed up the fluid, and he was doing much better.  For the next few days, with the help from the nursing staff, and Dave, we learned so much about our guy.  We did run into another hiccup, however.

After a couple of days, we noticed his color changing.  He became jaundiced, and had to spend another night away from us.  They put him in a tanning-bed-looking thing, and brought him into me only for feedings.  Luckily, however, it was only another night-long event.  The next day, he was looking much better, and we haven't had any issues since! Here he is getting a little sun tan:



On Sunday afternoon, we brought Graham home to meet his brother, Charlie.  Charlie is AWESOME with him.  He is so interested in our little addition, and is constantly giving him kisses and laying next to him.  Our family is together and happier than ever!!

Since we've been home, things have been great.  I was really nervous to leave the hospital and be home without my staff of nurses there to help.  Dave and I have been managing through the long nights, and we are learning how Graham sleeps best. 

Through everything, I think this has brought Dave and I closer together, as well.  We are so amazed at this little guy, and can't stop looking at him, and feeling grateful for one other.  If possible, I think Graham has brought us a new found respect for the other, and we are being more considerate than ever before.  For now, we are spending our time together as a family, and I'm excited for what this new chapter will bring. 

Thanks to all of you for coming along for the ride ... this last 9+ months had some highs and lows, and I knowing you were all there to read about it, helped me get through it ... and helped me to keep my sanity, in many ways! So thank you ... and here are some more pictures to enjoy!!






 



Tuesday, October 9, 2012

39 Weeks - Tick Tock, Tick Tock!

Hi All,
    39+ weeks, here, and one side of me is growing (literally), more and more impatient, while an equally as influential side of me is really enjoying these last few days working from home in a nice, quiet house :)  All that is about to change dramatically, I know, so I figure, as uncomfortable and immobile as I am, I should at least try to enjoy it for as long as I can!

This past week has been interesting.  If it were even possible, I feel like I have hit a point where I can do almost nothing on my own.  A lot of you got a kick out of the picture of Dave helping me take my toenail polish off last week, but thank god for him!  I literally cannot reach my toes.  Where in recent posts I commented on it getting more and more difficult to reach my feet, I now can BARELY put my socks and shoes on ... and if I accomplish actually reaching my feet, it comes with a side of some serious kicking, poking, and cramping from my tummy. I guess Bob doesn't like it either.

I am happy to say that we are about 99% complete with the nursery!  There are two walls that we are looking for the perfect decorations for, but other than that, we are done! I promise to post pictues next week for you all to see ...unless we have more, exciting news to discuss, of course! ;)

I can say ... that this baby already has more clothes than Dave :) ahahah!  Of all of the wonderful clothes and gifts we have received, I'd like to share with you one of the funniest gifts we received:


Simple and harmless looking, right?  It's called ... a 'Pee-Pee Tee-Pee'.  No joke.  The point is to cover Bob when we change him so that he doesn't spray everywhere.  haaaaaaa!!! A little cuter than a spare diaper or burp cloth, huh?  Sooo funny!

I am still having trouble at night with my apparent snoring.  I say apparent, because I'm starting to wonder if it's truly me who is causing all of the nighttime raucous. I submit for the jury, Exhibit A (you'll need to turn your volume way up) :



So ... who is the culprit?  It's definitely not me since I recorded the video ... so that leaves one of these two:



The old man snore on the video clip is .... drum roll please .... CHARLIE!  Yes!  HE IS THE ONE who is snoring.  So ... I am convinced that it is Charlie who is waking up Dave and forcing him to move into the guest room to catch some sleep :) That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

As for Bob, my pregnancy app has officially had enough, too ...it hasn't updated in the last two weeks as to what size he is equivalent to.  It still says 'Watermelon'!.  Apparently, according to this app, there is nothing in the universe as big as this baby is now.  At our doctor's appointment last week, our doctor assured us that the MOST they will let me go is one week overdue.  That means, between today and a week from Thursday, we will get to meet this little guy!  At this point, I am very keen on every feeling I am having.  Every cramp, every twinge, and every movement has turned into impending labor.  I am trying to keep it to myself, however, because I have a feeling the second that I say 'it's game time', Dave will shove me into the car so fast I won't know what hit me. 

But I sure as hell am ready.  I look at my pictures these last few weeks, and all I see is a whole bunch of swelling!  It used to be confined mostly to my feet and hands, but now, it's migrated to every other part of my body.  I feel like this guy:

                                

Those of you who have been pregnant before, know what this is like ... there's nothing you can do about it.  Your body is no longer your own, and every day there seems to be something else that you notice that makes your jaw drop and you say to yourself, "oh my god, is this going to be forever?? ... WILL I BE PREGNANT FOREVER??".  Those of you who haven't been pregnant before, here's your warning.  Say goodbye to your rockin' bod, because it's going to go away, no matter what you do to salvage it! 

Everyone asks about my 'birth plan', too, which I find to be funny.  Honestly, I don't have a 'birth plan' perse ... I am of the belief that whatever needs to happen to get this baby out safely is the right thing.  However, I have my own "Plan for Birth", which is what I'd LIKE to happen, and how I think this thing could go down in the most ideal way.  Here's what I'm thinking ...

I don't want to go into labor in the middle of the night.  I'd love to get a full night sleep, and go into labor around 930/10am :) Before going to the hospital, I'll take a shower, and have some food and make sure that we have everything we need.  We'll take Charlie to my parent's house, and then head down to the hospital.  I'll have the baby by 9pm, and then be all set for another night sleep :)  What do you think?  Possible???  C'mon Bob ... help mommy out on this one!  You definitely don't want to be born into a world where mommy hasn't slept or eaten in a significant time frame ... it's scary ... just ask your father ;)

Apologies for this week's picture ... but if I am looking tired and swollen with the biggest bags bags ever under my eyes, it's because ... I don't sleep, I am retaining water, and a half mile walk makes me feel like I ran a marathon.  If I EVER need motivation after Bob comes to get my body back, I will look at this picture. In fact, I'm considering putting it on my refrigerator ... anytime I go for a bite to eat, I'll look at it and pick the carrot sticks!!

Oh well ... you'll all have your turn ;)


How far along? 39 Weeks, 5 Days
Countdown: 2 Days!!
Total weight gain: I won't know for sure until my next doctor's appointment, which is tomorrow.  Perhaps I'll just skip this question forever :)
Maternity clothes? yup!  But still mixing in some non-maternity outfits. 
Stretch marks? No, and I do a serious inspection as often as I can!  Going HEAVY on the anti-stretch mark cream
Sleep: waking up a lot, but I am feeling mostly rested when I wake up in the morning
Best moment this week: finally being 99% finished with the nursery!
Miss Anything? being able to move without assistance ... and wine, sushi, and ham and cheese sandwiches!
Movement: Yes!!! lots! Lately, I swear I can feel the heel of his foot ... it's hilarious!
Food Cravings: nothing really ...
Anything making you queasy or sick: no!
Gender: BOY!
Labor Signs: Nope ... augh.
Symptoms: More "stabby stabby hoo-haa pains" ... or, as we now know it to be ... "lightning crotch" ... augh! Also, I have been nesting a bit.  I made banana-chocolate bread in order to salvage a few bananas that were soon to go bad.  The only problem is that neither Dave, nor I, actually like banana flavored desert.
Isabelly Button, In or Out? I think it's time to officially give in to Isabelly.  She isn't a traditional 'outtie', but you can definitely see her nose poking through my t-shirts these days.  Augh ...
Wedding rings on or off? very unfortunately off.  I can't wait to be able to wear them again!
Happy or Moody most of the time: happy! but definitely "done"!
Looking forward to: something ... ANYTHING happening!!!!

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

38 Weeks - The Waiting Game

Hi Everyone!
     38+ weeks, and counting down the days! It's funny, at this point, I feel like we are just waiting for something to happen.  I read about all of these symptoms that many women have at this time in their pregnancy, and I look at Dave and think, "hmmm ... what's wrong with me?".  Of course ... not excluding the symptoms mentioned in last week's post ;)  yikes, I've been trying to forget that post and leave it in my subconscious!

I'm happy to say, in the past week, we made huge strides in our nursery ... YAY!  The only thing we are waiting for is a small wallpaper border that we will put up on the wall.  We should have had this border in over a week ago, but it wouldn't match our crazy pregnancy journey if things worked out as planned, right?  Dave ordered the border and paid for 2 day shipping so we could get it in quickly.  After a week of waiting, Dave received an email from the business we purchased the border from.  Apparently, they received the border back to their store with a note from the post office.  The note said something along the lines of, "Sorry, I dropped this package into a bucket of water and it's been ruined".  WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?  How does that even happen??

Yup ... the liquid-activated adhesive on the border was obviously ruined.  At LEAST the post-office worker sent it back so we know what is going on.  Well, it wasn't as easy as sending us another border, because they were out of stock.  They had to reach out to the distributor who is sending us the border directly.  We should have it in tomorrow .... so I hope to have pictures for you next week! I can't tell you how much of a relief it is to have this done!

Anyway, as for me, I am officially working from home these days. WHAT A RELIEF this is.  Just knowing that I don't have to find uncomfortable clothes to fit into, makeup to put on, and traffic to deal with is so wonderful.  My last full day in the office was last Thursday, and the wonderful people I work with threw me a surprise baby shower!!  I was so touched! I've worked there only a short time ... approximately 6 months, so to have this outpouring of support from the group was just so overwhelming! They are such great people!

Overall, I am feeling good these days ... just VERY immobile.  I have turned into the stereotypical pregnant lady. Dave has been great, though.  He helps me to get up off the couch or the floor, and he's been pretty patient with me now that things take a little longer for me to get done ... which I know is difficult for him :) He even helps me take he nail polish off my toes since I can't reach them any longer :)  He didn't want me to post this picture, but ... what the heck :)


Look at how focused he is!  The caption to this picture is a quote he said while hard at work.  Dave said, "this is just like when I used to polish the nooks and crannies on the Harley!".  I laughed!  Hey, wherever he needs to transport himself in order to help me in my time of need, I'll take it!

As for symptoms ... still feeling the 'stabby stabby hoo-haa' pains, and guess what??? THERE IS A NAME for this symptom!  I recently read that pregnant women refer to it as ... oh my god, get this ... "LIGHTNING CROTCH". I am so not kidding:

* ""Lightning crotch." Yow! If you feel a sort of lightning bolt running up and down your legs (and in your crotch), don't freak out.  Baby is probably sitting pretty low in your pelvis, which means he's bumping against nerves down there -- including some pretty sensitive ones you might not know you had!"

I can't believe it!  But there it is, folks ... in black-and-white!  I'm not the only one :)  But ... ewe, I can't even type it without cringing!  I think I prefer my name for it better!

Today we went for another doctor's appointment.  Thankfully, my blood pressure was quite significantly reduced! So that is good! The doctor said, "whatever you've been doing this past week, keep doing it!" It looks like I stil haven't dilated, however.  My doctor said that they won't let me go over a week past my due date, so that means sometime between now, and October 18th, we will meet our little man!  This could take a while, though folks, because literally nothing is happening.  The waiting game is tough ... but I am trying to do whatever I can do enjoy these last few quiet weeks before our lives change forever!

At this point, Bob is no longer the size of a "freaking watermelon".  Nope ... he's graduated.  He is now the size of a "FREAKING PUMPKIN"!!! Is this some sort of joke?  Just in time for Halloween and the fall, I am growing a FREAKING PUMPKIN in my stomach.  Holy smokes.  That is just ... incredible.  I can't even wrap my mind around it ... until, of course, I look at myself in the mirror, and it all makes sense, somehow:



How far along? 38 Weeks, 5 Days
Countdown: 1 Weeks, 2 Days (or, 9 days!!!)
Total weight gain: at the doctor today, I gained 2lbs. That puts me at a total of 46lbs! Still not in the 50+ club, but who knows ... if this little guy stays put for a while, it may not be much longer before I join!
Maternity clothes? yup!  But still mixing in some non-maternity outfits. 
Stretch marks? No, thank god
Sleep: sleeping okay this past week.  I am still waking up quite a bit, but I am used to it at this point.
Best moment this week: my cousin, Jason's beautiful wedding!  And the wonderful shower my co-workers threw for me.
Miss Anything? being able to move without assistance ... and wine, sushi, and ham and cheese sandwiches!
Movement: Yes!!! lots! Lately, I swear I can feel the heel of his foot ... it's hilarious!
Food Cravings: nothing really ...
Anything making you queasy or sick: no!
Gender: BOY!
Labor Signs: Nope ... augh.
Symptoms: More "stabby stabby hoo-haa pains" ... or, as we now know it to be ... "lightning crotch" ... augh!
Isabelly Button, In or Out? no change ... mostly flat ... maybe a TAD out, but definitely doesn't look like an 'outie'.
Wedding rings on or off? very unfortunately off. 
Happy or Moody most of the time: happy! but definitely "done"!
Looking forward to: our wallpaper border to finish off the nursery, and of course ... meeting our little guy!!!! 

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

37 Weeks - FULL TERM, WHOA MAMA!

Hi Everyone!
     37 Weeks, and officially FULL TERM!! Whoa Mama! Congratulations to us! And by "us", I mean, Dave and I, and YOU!  After all, many of you have been along for this ride the entire time.  I can't tell you how great it is to see someone I haven't seen in a while, and to hear them say, "I've been reading your blog!".  I feel like this little journal has connected us all in some way.  And since we're so connected, I think I can share more ... personal pregnancy stories with you this week.

I don't know what it is about hitting the 'Full Term' status, but something about hitting 37 weeks has thrown me into a whole new realm with a number of new symptoms. 

First ... I've come down with a cold.  Yes ... BAD TIMING.  I am really hoping that it goes away soon.  I REALLY don't want to be in labor, giving birth, with snot and a sore throat!

Anyway ... I have been SO THIRSTY all the time, I can't even explain it.  My new best friend is a pink Camelbak. I fill it with ice and water, and chug the contents like a 250lb frat boy:


I've also introduced a new, very unfortunate symptom to my repertoire.  I have officially started SNORING.  Sleeping has become difficult.  I wake up almost every hour either to pee (thanks, Camelbak), or to shift positions ... or ... in response to Dave asking me to roll over.  Poor guy ... I know, I know ... the women out there reading are saying, "Good! If you have to go through the sleep deprivation, so should he!" Touche, my lady friends ... touche.  But ... nonetheless, I still feel bad. 

The other night I woke up to Dave running into the bathroom, which was strange.  Dave NEVER gets up in the middle of the night.  The next thing I know, he comes back out with ... wait for it ... EAR PLUGS!  You might think that he's overreacting ... but I can say that he has a point.  Recently, I WOKE MYSELF UP from my snoring.  This is no girlie snort, here and there.  This is the sound that should come from an overweight lumberjack suffering from a deviated septum.  Even Charlie has had enough.  He will wake up in the middle of the night and circle, circle, circle, and PLOP down, I believe, in hopes that he'll wake me up for enough time to quickly fall back to sleep.  I REALLY hope this goes away soon. In the meantime, check out this picture ... perhaps this is why I can't sleep ... there's no room left for Mommy:



Alright ... onto the next symptom.  I am reluctant to discuss this one on this blog.  I don't know if this is 'too much information' ... but, part of what this blog has come to represent, is the truth about pregnancy ... in particular ... my pregnancy.  It wouldn't be fair to keep it to myself.  Plus ... it is an official "symptom" according to thebump.com, so it must be something other women go through.

Let's just call it ... 'cleaning out'.  My body has become very efficient at ... flushing itself out.  I know ... yuck.  But, according to my research, this is "your body's natural way of cleaning out and prepping for baby’s big arrival".  The next sentence, you ask? "Of course, if your symptoms become severe, you should see your doctor immediately". 

... so ... what is considered ... "severe", I wonder?  Here comes the, "too much information' section of this posting.  Recently, when Dave and I were going to pick up our new rocking chair/recliner for the nursery (yay!!! pics will come, I promise!), I all of a sudden didn't feel well.  I felt nauseus at first, which I knew was strange, because I haven't had any sickness at all thus far.  Then ... I HEARD it.  It was a gurgle.  Yup, a gurgle just under my rib cage.  Was it the baby?  Who knows.  All I know is that I went from, "I feel sorta nauseus", to "Oh my god, Dave ... you need to find me a restroom immediately" in about 2 minutes flat. 

Well ... if any of you know Dave ... you know that for Dave to drive quickly, and borderline recklessly upon REQUEST is like a dream come true.  All of a sudden, he is flying down Daniel Webster Highway, practically running red lights, and I kid you not ... he drove in through the exit of a Burger King, disregarding the multiple 'Do Not Enter' signs.  I swear, he was smiling while doing this :) This is NOT my most shining moment ... I ran into Burger King truly sure I was not going to make it.

Luckily ... I saught and found relief in time ... but (shame on me), I didn't bring my phone with me.  Apparently I took a little longer than normal ... and Dave began to worry.  If I had taken any longer, he said he was going to go in and ask the MANAGER OF BURGER KING to go 'check on me' for fear that I was giving birth on their bathroom floor.

Holy gosh ... as if my body "cleaning" itself out in prep for labor isn't embarassing enough ... could you imagine if Dave had the manager come "check" on me"?  I would have died.

Note to self ... never be more than 30 feet away from a bathroom.  Thank god for plumbing!

Alright ... welp ... hopefully it's true what thebump.com says, and this is a pre-labor term.  I am hoping we will meet our little guy soon!

Today we went for our last ultrasound.  We are happy to announce that everything looks good!  But let me tell you ... our little man is currently measuring approximately 7lbs 10 FREAKING OUNCES!  He's huge already! I knew it!  And I swear, his head looked bigger than normal on the ultrasound!

The doctor checked me out, and I still have not dilated.  She is concerned, however, because this is the second week in a row where I have had high blood pressure.  Last week, it made sense, because I had a busy week at work ... but this week, it does not make sense.  I had more blood work done, and I will find out the results tomorow.  She said that if my BP was high again next week, they will consider inducing me.  In response, I told her that given that statement, that I just may plan on going for a run just before our appointment :)

In an effort to help keep my BP down, I am transitioning to a schedule at work where I will work a few days a week from home.  I can't tell you what a relief it is to work in such a supportive environment. I know not everyone has this luxury, so I consider myself truly lucky.



How far along? 37 Weeks, 5 Days
Countdown: 2 Weeks, 2 Days (or, 16 days!!!)
Total weight gain: at the doctor today, I gained 4lbs. That puts me at a total of 44lbs! Makes me laugh when people tell me that I don't look like I've gained anything.  Wow ... blinders, people!
Maternity clothes? yup!  Still mixing in some non-maternity outfits. 
Stretch marks? No, thank god
Sleep: not sleeping well. The combination of this cold, and my SNORING escapades are making sleeping difficult.
Best moment this week: seeing our little guy on the ultrasound! It's not going to be much longer! Also, we got our horrible PINK carpet replaced with a nice grey-ish one! It's MUCH better for the nursery
Miss Anything? being able to move without assistance.
Movement: Yes!!! lots! He is always rockin' and rolling!! I love it! I am going to miss feeling him!
Food Cravings: ham and cheese ... and CHARDONNAY.
Anything making you queasy or sick: no!
Gender: BOY!
Labor Signs: Nope ... augh.
Symptoms: "stabby stabby hoo-haa pains", snoring, excrutiating thirst, and ... bodily ... cleansing ;)
Isabelly Button, In or Out? no change ... mostly flat ... maybe a TAD out, but definitely doesn't look like an 'outie'.
Wedding rings on or off? very unfortunately off. 
Happy or Moody most of the time: happy! but definitely "done"!
Looking forward to: meeting our little guy!!!! 


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

36 Weeks - The 9 Month LIE!!!

Hi Everyone!
     36+ weeks down, and less than 4 to go!  As I sit here staring at a blinking cursor, wondering what to write (there's a million thoughts going through my head), I reflect back on my decision to start this blog back on week 13, and I'm so glad I did.  This journey is truly amazing ... but it is FREAKING long, I'll admit.

Here's my problem.  Everyone talks about pregnancy lasting 9 months ... but they lie.  Everyone LIES to first-time preggos.  It's not 9 months.  It's 10!  So, why ... WHY do they LIE?  Guess what ... I have a few theories:

~ My Angry Preggo Theory ~ It's completely psychological (hey, I was a psych minor in college!). The reality of going from one-digit months, to a two-digit month, is too much for a hormonal, potentially suicidal pregnant person to handle. By the 9th month, you've lost all ability to think like a rational individual.  EVERYTHING is annoying, and EVERYONE is an a$$hole. Yup, I can say a$$hole at 9 months pregnant, as long as the S's are replaced with dollar signs $$.  It lessens the blow.  If everyone said the gestational period was 10 months long, then all reproduction would cease and we would die off as a species. Two digits, is too much.

~ My Thoughtful Preggo Theory ~ with the one rational brain cell I have left, this is what I've come up with.  The gestational period is typically 9 months and 'X' days long.  On average, the baby comes out before hitting the 10-month mark ... so they can't say 10 months ... they must revert to leaving it at 9 months.  Reminds me of when I was in college and I had a 3.67 average in marketing, but my jerk professor wouldn't give me a 3.7 ... (which kept me out of qualifying for the 5-year graduate program by .02 of a grade, no less), because ... "If I gave you a 3.7, then I would have to do it for everyone." Such a BS reason!  But ... "almost doesn't count" ... right?  So, we are stuck with the 9-MONTH-LIE, and no masters degree. 

It is really long, though.  It doesn't seem as long when you watch someone else go through a pregnancy ... but when YOU'RE the one going through it ... it's long.  On my pregnancy tracker, it says that I've been pregnant for 257 days.  257 DAYS!!! Yup.  It's funny, though, because eventhough I've been pregnant for 70.4% of a year, I still sometimes forget that I'm pregnant.  Not in a dangerous way ... ("Yes, bartender, please pour me a vodka, straight up, and keep 'em coming! ... and yes, and I'll have the filet extra-rare with a side of ham and cheese sandwich and a hot dog ... thank you!")

No, what I mean is ... in my head I still feel thin, trim, and agile.  I sometimes forget when I'm laying down that I can't get up by sitting straight up.  It's sort of funny, too, because I attempt to get up by sitting up straight, and I just flop back down on my back. I then remember that I have to roll over to the side and prop myself up sideways ... oh yeah!  And, I sometimes put on a shirt I THINK I can fit into because it used to be one of my "bigger" shirts, until I put it on and it doesn't even cover Isabelly. In my mind, I still think of myself as this skinny, sun-kissed, beach-bum girl:


Until I catch my reflection in a mirror or window and, "AHHHH! Who IS that?"  haha it's true!  Ahhh ... will I ever be that little athlete again, or is my fear of becoming a washed up, "once upon a time" athlete inevitable?  I'll let you know post-baby.  If I remain in this forever-pregnant body, I will change my name, move to Oklahoma, and become a gypsy.

In the meantime, we had our 2nd of 3 September weddings this past weekend.  Our friends Mark and Daniela got married in Boston at the State Room and it was AWESOME.  We had so much fun! Dave was their Best Man, and for the last ... oh ... year, he's had some anxiety over giving his best man speech.  He worked very hard on preparing, and rehearsing his speech over and over again, but when it was time for him to get up there and speak, I think I was more anxious than he was.  I soon realized that this is what it must feel like to watch your child perform. I'm thinking ... at the free-throw line with .2 seconds left on the clock in a tie game.  Or in a spelling bee or something ;) You have absolutely no control over the situation, and there is nothing you can do but hold your breath, cringe, and hope to god that your child will succeed.  I all of a sudden had some serious respect for Ally Raisman's parents from the Olympics Gymnastics team:


In this case, I just hoped that Dave would be able to deliver the way he had done over and over in practice ... and thank god ... he did it!  He got laughs where he had hoped to, and he got the "aweeeeee"'s where he had intended them to be.  Phew!

In baby news this week, our little guy is the size of a FREAKING WATERMELON.  I can't say "watermelon" without the word FREAKING in front of it.  Because ... I AM GROWING A FREAKING WATERMELON INSIDE ME! Yesterday, at the grocery store, I saw a mom and a daughter tapping the whole watermelons to see which one they wanted to "take home", and now I am thinking ... I HAVE ONE OF THOSE INSIDE MY BELLY ... WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAP MY BELLY, TOO? IT KICKS BACK!!!  or, "Hey Lisa, how are you feeling?", "ohh, good, good, thanks ... just growing a FREAKING WATERMELON inside me".  jeez. 

Anyway, Bob is about 6.5lbs, but we will know a more accurate weight after next week's doctors appointment when we get our last ultrasound done :) At yesterday's appointment, the doctor measured me, and where she measured him having dropped last week, he was back "up" this week.  She said it could just be how he is positioned, but that he's "right where he should be".  I'm starting to get annoyed with that answer, hah. 

My blood pressure was a little higher than usual this week.  Because of how far along I am, she had me get some blood work done to rule out preeclampsia. She doesn't think that I am at a risk for this, but she wants to be sure.  I am not worried, either. I feel pretty good, and I think this was just a day of running around that led to a raised BP.

She also measured ... errr ... things downstairs, and I am not dilated at all at this point.  Looks like we're in for the long haul.  Hopefully, next week after our ultrasound, I'll have more info!


How far along? 36 Weeks, 5 Days
Countdown: 3 Weeks, 2 Days (or, 23 days!!!)
Total weight gain: at the doctor yesterday, I STAYED THE SAME WEIGHT! YAAAYYY!  Down to the ounce, baby! No weight gain this week.  Thank god!
Maternity clothes? yup!  Still mixing in some non-maternity outfits.  The dress I'm wearing in this picture is actually a regular dress, but I find that wrap dresses are easy to maneuver around the bump.
Stretch marks? No, thank god
Sleep: Sleeping okay ... last night was tough.  Lots of tossing and turning and mind racing.
Best moment this week: MARK AND DANIELA'S WEDDING! And also going to watch my SHOCKERS co-ed softball team play a game. It was nice to see all of my teammates and cheer them on.  Luckily, I still fit into my jersey, so I was able to sport that from the sidelines!
Miss Anything? yes ... everything! This fall-feeling weather makes me want to go for a run so badly.  Unfortunately, it's going to be a while before I'm out there running the streets :(  Oh ... and wine ... and a ham and cheese (again).  Oh ... and playing with the SHOCKERS!
Movement: Yes!!! lots! He is always rockin' and rolling!! I love it!
Food Cravings: a ham and cheese CALZONE. Yeap, I've upped the anty ... a regular ham and cheese sandwich won't do anymore ... it's gotta be a CALZONE.
Anything making you queasy or sick: nope!
Gender: BOY!
Labor Signs: Nope!
Symptoms: still feeling the "stabby-stabby-hoo-haa" pains, mostly when I'm walking Charlie, or when I get up too quickly.
Isabelly Button, In or Out? fairly flat ... sometimes (like when I'm full), it seems more out ... but I'm starting to think it may never pop out.  Oh crap, now that I've said that I'm going to wake up with the biggest outtie ever.
Wedding rings on or off? very unfortunately off.  Probably not worth buying a replacement at this point.
Happy or Moody most of the time: happy! but definitely "done"!
Looking forward to: next week's doctor's appointment, and SEEING OUR LITTLE MAN on the last ultrasound!!!!  YES!!!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

35 Weeks - The Pregnant Dancing Queen!

Hi Everyone!
     35+ Weeks, and officially 30 days to go! And bring on our 'wedding season'!  We haven't had any weddings all summer (when I could have fit reasonably into a dress), but this month, we have 3 weddings!

This past weekend was wedding #1.  My friend and Dave's friend got married .. yup! It was a perfect wedding, and the happy couple looked so beautiful and happy!!!  I can't tell you how jealous I am that while I type this, they are in Hawaii.  Augh!

I did learn something at this wedding, though ... and that is ... that there is absolutely NO graceful way to dance when you are 35 weeks pregnant.  Nope ... none.  You can't even fake graceful dancing.  It didn't start off all that bad ... but it quickly went from 'not that bad' to just horrible. 

Let me try to describe it for you .... and for fun, I'll do it in a way that I think you'll enjoy.  Some of you may be familiar with the "What People Think I Do / What I Really Do" pictures that have been all over facebook.  Here is an example ... I chose the "Teacher" one because I know I have a good number of teacher readers!  You should appreciate this:


Here's my version explaining how I looked through the progression of the night. 

I was only able to link them through videos ... so I hope you enjoy them ... click away :)







Judging from the last video, you'll see that there is really no way to dance gracefully while pregnant!

By the end of the night, I was basically standing in place, but just moving my arms :)  My mind said "Go ahead, SHAKE THAT BOOTY!" but my body said, "yeah ... if you can find your booty, you can shake it ... go ahead ... try to find your booty ... I DARE YOU".

Needless to say ... we had an AWESOME time at the wedding, but my cankles were so bad by 1130pm or so, that we called it a night.  

We get to do it all over again this coming weekend when our friends Mark and Daniela get married! I am so exciteddddd!  

In other news, everyone has been so great ... Always asking me how I'm feeling.  Overall, I am feeling good! I'll say it again ... I'm so fortunate to have had such a great (dare I say ... easy?) pregnancy.  I am, however, starting to have some strange symptoms.

Here's your "that's too much information" warning ... if you don't want to know the gory details, then skip this paragraph ... this is your last warning.  Ok ... I'm starting to have some serious pain down ... well, ... downstairs.  In my ... hoo-haa ... it honestly feels like a knife, err ... inside.  It is NOT in my uterus, and as I understand it, it is NOT a Braxton Hicks contraction.  It seems to happen when I'm doing a lot of walking around. Today was tough ... I was walking with my boss and my bosses boss into a meeting.  They were walking fast, so I had to keep up.  All of a sudden I started feeling my "stabby-stabby-hoo-haa" pains, but I had to keep a straight face, as I didn't want to show signs of weakness!  I figure, it's good practice for pain management in labor.  If I can walk, talk, and keep my poker face going while the "stabby-stabby-hoo-haa" pains are happening, then I should be able to handle labor without so much as a wince, or drop of sweat ... right??  Why do I feel the need to share my experiences of "stabby-stabby-hoo-haa" pains with all of you?  Well, because if I were reading this, I would want to know the TRUTH.  The doctor says that this is a "normal symptom" due to the pressure of him dropping.  Well, NO WHERE I've read is there any mention of "stabby-stabby-hoo-haa" pains in the common 9th month symptoms.  So ... you've heard it here first, folks! It's normal, and it's all part of this wonderful journey we call, "the miracle of life" ...

Other than that, I'm feeling great, relatively speaking! This week we had a doctors appointment, and from here on out we will go once a week.  The doctor measured me and it looks like Bob has dropped a little!  That is a good sign! He's getting ready!  

He is about the size of a coconut!  He is somewhere in the 5-6 pound area, but we will have more of an idea in two weeks when we get our next ultrasound.  I'm really looking forward to that visit!  Most of his systems are mature, except for his digestive system.  This won't actually mature until after birth when he begins life on the outside, without the help of the umbilical cord.  



How far along? 35 Weeks, 5 Days
Countdown: 4 Weeks, 2 Days (or, 30 days!!!)
Total weight gain: gained another 4lbs at the doctor yesterday.  I'm starting to think their scale is broken.  It's gotta be, right?  That puts me at the big 40.  I really hope I don't join the 50+ club.  I'm starting to realize that my body is no longer my own ...
Maternity clothes? yup!  Still mixing in some non-maternity outfits.  The dress I'm wearing in this picture is actually a regular dress I found in a bigger size.
Stretch marks? No, thank god. How this is possible, I do not know, but I am going to whisper when I say 'stretch marks' now in order to not wake them ...
Sleep: Sleeping okay. I've been SO THIRSTY at night that it's contributing to my number of pee breaks, though.
Best moment this week: LISA LU'S WEDDING!!!!
Miss Anything? yes ... everything.  It was a little difficult watching everyone drink, dance, and  generally move without so much as an inkling of a waddle at the wedding.  I sniffed a few drinks just to enjoy the vapors.  I wonder if the lack of use of my sense of taste has helped to improve my sense of smell?
Movement: Yes!!! lots! He is constantly pushing and stretching out! Since he's dropped, it's gotten a little weird, though ... I feel him wayyyyy down low.  Ladies ... think about where your ovaries are .... imagine feeling little fingers moving down there.  Very weird to feel.
Food Cravings: nothing really ... I wish I had something fun to put here, but I don't! I just WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING.
Anything making you queasy or sick: nope!
Gender: BOY!
Labor Signs: Nope!
Symptoms: swollen feet! and ... "stabby-stabby-hoo-haa" pains
Isabelly Button, In or Out? fairly flat ... sometimes (like when I'm full), it seems more out ... but I'm starting to think it may never pop out.  Oh crap, now that I've said that I'm going to wake up with the biggest outtie ever.
Wedding rings on or off? very unfortunately off.  No replacement ring yet.  I'm too picky ...even with my cheap replacement ring!
Happy or Moody most of the time: happy! but definitely "done"!
Looking forward to: MARK AND DANIELA'S WEDDING!  Can't wait to give my dance moves another go!!!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

34 Weeks - Bend ... and SNAP!

Hi Everyone!
     Happy Labor Day!  .... if only the LABOR in this case was in reference to our little man coming out early!!!  ahhh, a girl can dream, can't she?  I keep hoping that he will come out a week or two early, and there are two reasons why.  First, I am CONVINCED that this guy is going to be huge.  My doctor says he's measuring "right on track" to be a 7-8lb baby, (insert eye rolling <here>), but I just don't believe her.  I can feel myself growing by the minute, practically.  Plus, Dave was a big baby with a giant head, so if there is any chance that he will take after his daddy, then I would like to cut the 'baking' period a bit short.  I like my steak medium-rare, so why not my little babe, too?

The second reason why I'd love for him to come out a little early, is because it's getting a sort-of ... uncomfortable around here. It's becoming more and more difficult to find a comfortable position to lay in, and I feel like Bob is stomping all over my internal organs anytime I shift from one side to the other.  I am also finding it harder to get around.  Dave has to rent a commercial grade crane in order to help me out of a seated position.

The problem, is that in my mind, I still feel as swift and agile as I used to be pre-giant-preggo-bump.  So, I have it in my head that I can do things a certain way, but when I go to actually accomplish these plans, reality is proving to be quite different! 

Take, for instance, picking something up off the floor.  Sure, no big deal.  Just bend over and pick it up. Everyone have visions of the "Bend-and-Snap"?? .... "Just beeeenndddd ..... and SNAP!" Exactly! But, ohhhhh no ... Bob has other plans for me.  Bending is becoming a virtually non-existant move for me, and snap? You've got to be crazy.  In leiu of being able to perform typical human movements, I have been working hard to perfect three different ways of picking things up off the floor:

1 ~ The Squatter ~ this move is the go-to, and consists of me separating my feet/legs as far out to the sides as possible, and lowering at the knee into a Sumo-wrestler-like position.  Once I have a solid balancing foundation, I slowly lower down, down, down, and reach for the object.  The kicker here, is that I am usually left patting the ground all over, feeling blindly for the object, because if I lower and attempt to look down at the same time, I risk toppling over like a very drunken Sumo wrestler.

2 ~ The Belly Swing ~ this move begins similarly to The Squatter, with me separating my feet apart.  In this case, however, I am separating them so that I can have room to swing my belly down.  I usually have to hold onto something sturdy with one hand, and then I bend at the waist, situating my belly in between my crotch, while I grab quickly for the item!  (Without separating the legs, my big 'ole belly jams into my thighs, and Bob does NOT like that!!!!) Hey ... it 'ain't pretty, but it works!

3 ~ The 'Take a Load Off' ~ this is not my favorite, but in certain circumstances, is my only option.  This move consists of me collapsing to the ground (there's no graceful way to lower myself down to the floor anymore) and picking up the item.  The challenge with this move is figuring out a way to get back up! 

It's amazing to me how this once-athlete is not agile enough to even pick up something off the ground in a graceful manner.  Here are some other things I can no longer do well:

                                    * Glory Day Moves I Can No Longer Do*
~ Put Socks On ~ first, the idea of being able to actually put socks/shoes on from a standing position is out of the question.  I try to still do this by lasoo-ing the sock onto my toes, but usually end up toppling over.  I have to rely on The 'Take a Load Off' move mentioned above.

~ Painting My Toenails ~ this usually ends up in me making a mess.  I manage to almost do this by sitting on the couch and putting my foot up on the coffee table, but Bob kicks me angrily the more I try to reach my toes.  My recent attempts at painting my toes look like a 3-year-old enjoying a good fingerpainting session!

~ Blow Dry My Hair Upsidedown ~ the women reading this are familiar with this move.  Hang your head upsidedown and blow dry to generate more volume.  I begin to lose my balance, and get very lightheaded doing this move.  Now I'm stuck with flat hair!

~ Shaving My Legs ~ okay okay, I have an out on this one .... our WONDERFUL shower has two spa seats that fold down from the wall, so I am able to sit on the seats to shave my legs.  ahhhh wonderful (ahem ... someone buy our house, please!!) Anyway ... I would NOT be able to shave my legs without these seats! How do other women do this?

~ Take a Deep Breath ~ I haven't enjoyed a full breath in months.  I loose my breath when I present at work, have a conversation that requires me to speak more than one-word answers, or move in any way faster than a sloth's pace.

~ See Anything Between Isabelly and My Knees ~ ok ... this might be too much information ... but it's the truth and that is what this blog is all about.  I can't see anything ... south of the equator.  I have a theory about this, though ... I think god makes preggos have a big belly while pregnant so that they DON'T have to witness what will be going on 'down there' ... helps alleviate the anxiety :)

I could go ON AND ON with this list, but there are a few to give you an idea of why I am encouraging Bob to make his debut a bit early.  We're all ready!! (our nursery is another story .... but soon, I promise!)

This week, Bob is the size of a "large cantaloupe".  I don't know why they feel the need to put the adjective "LARGE" in there, but yes, that is what I have learned.  He is no ordinary cantaloupe ... he is a LARGE cantaloupe.  He is around 19-22in long and about 5.5lbs! At this point he is just working on getting fatter and fatter ... just like his mummy!!!


How far along? 34 Weeks, 5 Days
Countdown: 5 Weeks, 2 Days (or, 37 days!!!)
Total weight gain: 36lbs as of our last appointment.  Our next appointment is on Monday ... then we start going once a week!  I'm not looking forward to the scale on Monday ....
Maternity clothes? yup!  still managing to find a few non-maternity outfits here and there in my closet, but mostly in maternity clothes.
Stretch marks? No, thank god. How this is possible, I do not know, but I am going to whisper when I say 'stretch marks' now in order to not wake them ...
Sleep: Sleeping okay. My shoulders get cramped from sleeping on my side, though.
Best moment this week: Enjoying the LONG WEEKEND and catching up on some rest.  Dave painted more in the nursery, and WE GOT OUR CHANGING TABLE IN! It was supposed to be 8-12 weeks out, but came in after ONE WEEK! It is beautiful!
Miss Anything? yes ... my old clothes, my old body, my old athletic ability, my old workout regime, my old drinking habits ;)
Movement: Yes!!! lots! He is constantly pushing and stretching out!
Food Cravings: hmmm ... nothing really in the last couple of weeks, but I am constantly hungry ... even when I'm full.
Anything making you queasy or sick: nope!
Gender: BOY!
Labor Signs: Nope!
Symptoms: swollen feet! But only on my right foot!  And my fingers have started to swell, too.  Other than that, I am continuing to lose my breath.
Isabelly Button, In or Out? She's still mostly in ... but despite my yelling at her, she continues to work her way out.  She's just not a full outtie yet, thank god!
Wedding rings on or off? very unfortunately off.  Still don't have that replacement bling yet, but I'm going to look for one this week.
Happy or Moody most of the time: happy! Excited to meet this little creature!
Looking forward to: LISA LU AND ANDREW'S WEDDING THIS WEEKEND!  Our two best friends are getting MARRIED!  I am so freaking excited for this ... I can't wait to swing this belly all around the dance floor! Look out, bumper bellies!!!